Maintenance Jobs at Nudist resorts

Hi I am Dang Good Maintenance Man. I have worked for several places including Motel 6 and the Ogden, Utah YCC. I would like to escape the dead future here in Utah. I would like to get a Maintenace job at a Nudist Resort in California, Arizona, N. Mexoco, Texas, Florida, Ect... Anywhere south of here!
I have a nice Resume Available upon request. I need a Maintenance job with a moderate salary & a place to live for me and my woman. A workshop would be nice! I have many of my own tools. can anyone help me? I can be contacted several ways. Easiest is my website: www.tomorrowsworldscifi1.com or Ph. 801-644-1260 or e-mail at: stevelogicstupiddoes@yahoo.com