19 hours till Brisbane WNBR - IMPORTANT!

Well, it's now 19 hours till the Brisbane World Naked Bike Ride.  A point of order: the police escort who's going to be there on the day has now demanded that everyone wear at least a g-string or some swimming shorts for the event or else they will be making arrests.  It seems like that they've caved into the demands of the gymnophobes instead of giving the participants and the media what they want.  The police officer said that he finds nudity offensive, especially around kids, yet he calls himself the 'friendliest officer' out there.  Basically, anyone who doesn't empathise or sympathise with my philosophies of life is *NOT* my friend, nor do I consider them friendly!
 
Anyway, we're going to have a raffle in which the prize is going to be a naturist video called 'Nature's Paradise' with the proceeds going to helping save the walrus.  I haven't managed to get an official bodypainter for the event, so I'd advise participants to get a paintbrush and I'll also get some acrylic paints from the news-shop.
 
People are still welcome to turn up on the day if they want to.  This is not a commercial event, and everyone who attends is there at their own risk.  I will not be accepting responsibility for any injuries or bad behaviour on anyone else's behalf. 
 
So, be there or be square at:
 
ABC Radio
600 Coronation Drive
Toowong
 
4 p.m.
 
Regards,

Dario Western